Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Traffick in Nairobi #1

Bad news is that the two last posts I have written through Picasa's publishing tool for blogger haven't uploaded. I am not a great fan of self censorship, but it is inevitable when these things happen.

So my last two posts where about traffic in Nairobi and about beeing increadibly pale in the encounter with black men. I guess it has lost its sensational value, so other things will take the place. Maybe if they magically return to the surface of my virtual interface, they will be posted.

Anyways, I have attended my very first Kenyan wedding and more photos are to follow.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Rain in Nairobi

Today I saw real rain in Nairobi for the first time since I arrived. This is my fourth week in this beautiful place and some rain was indeed badly needed. This morning there was a little river running down in the middle of Sports Rd, small puddles everywhere and the clay was dark red from the water.

At four another serious shower came down, just as the Kenya Navy Band passed my office windows in their dark green bus, headed west. I decided not to go home on time, but stayed for another few minutes and headed home in the drizzle, dressed like a misplaced Somali women in a place where there are little or no Shebaabs.

Some rain was needed though, to calm the dirt. Everything get a brown layer of dust here, my shoes, my clothes, my hair and my skin as gets light brown from the dust. So hopefully the rain will calm it down a little, if only for a few days.

Compared to last week, this week is insanely quiet and slow. I also managed to miss my only one meeting at the UN this week, the one thing I was looking forward to get out of the office a little, as I turned up today with a strange feeling that the place was disturbingly empty and I met a beautiful woman named Helen who told me that the meeting took place yesterday but that nothing of interest was discussed.

My superviser Harald spends the week in Geneva along with all the UNEP senior level staff, and he travels via Norway so I will be in charge until early next week. But it doesn't matter if nothing happens actually.

Well, last week was very busy and terminated with the departure of our old ambassador and the arrival of the new one. He had his first day on Monday and he is settling in now. I am happy that the change-over didnt occur in the middle of our visit by HRH Queen Sonja of Norway last week.

Sad to see that my last post didn't load, but photos will soon follow. I have an issue with my card reader at the moment, so I need to get a cable. Should be able to get that from some of the urban Somali refugees in Eastleigh at the next occasion.

Friday, September 17, 2010

The last thing you expect in Nairobi...

... is a lot of Swedes. I live with Swedes, I walk to work with Swedes, I work with the Swedes, they are everywhere. Nairobi even has a Swedish school from pre-school to 19!

Ok, let's say that Norway got rid of the Swedes about a hundred years ago, yet they are our favourites and our most beloved enemies. One of the Swedes I live with said today " I cannot understand why we're not the same country" and in terms of multilateral power, he has a point.

The Norwegian and the Swedish embassy are currently located in one and the same building. The Norwegians have one half of the first floor, the Swedes occupy the entire third floor. Whereas the Norwegian embassy comfortably fits one person in huge offices I would like to believe that the Swedes are crammed in together, 3 people in an office up there!

The Swedes also have but half an intern working on their environmental issues, whereas the Norwegians have dedicated a little more than 5400 NOK a month for a full-time environmental issues intern.


.. and I am going out partying with Swedes.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010


Our kitchen, where the 7 of us make dinner...

My room - with the only giraff I have seen so far!
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First mosquito bite in Africa - it doesn't itch anymore but it is red and swollen!

Entrance to our house, with Benjamin the security guard and some of the downstairs kids playing. Benjamin opens and closes the gate for us all day, and I think he lives in that little hut where you can see a sink and a chair outside. Sometimes he's got company of a woman, and there are two guys after day. This is the view from my bedroom.

Check out "Sports Rd", the infamous road with rocky stones, where it shakes so much you'd have to change the suspension on your car every week...


View from our kitchen window, to neighbouring area of Westlands.
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Arriving in Nairobi

So it is my turn to start my very own ”Out of Africa”.

Turkish Airlines brought me safely to Nairobi, with only half an hour delay and seefood served to me on both legs of the journey. I arrived in Kenyatta Airport around 2am and my very first encounter was an airport full of people – asleep! Everywhere people where sleeping, in seats, on the benches or just wherever they found enough space to lay down comfortably. Two old women were even asleep in those harsh airport wheel chairs.

As I am a frequent flyer, I was among the first to leave the aircraft and as a result the first to look for immigration and luggage claims. The sign post pointed both to the left and the right, not giving any clear indication on where to go, so I took a left – followed the heart – and arrived straight to immigration. I paid 25 dollar for my 90 days tourist visa ( and swore that I should’ve brought the CHF that I left back home, as they are obviously tradable in Kenya...)

Customs at this very airport consist of “dudes”, in proper sense of the word, in raincoats, with walkie-talkies. They stopped a Rastafarian and I passed unnoticed through. For a moment I was not too sure on how to explain that my suitcase was filled to the rim with all the remedies my stepmother supplied me against all sorts of ills that might strike me while I am here...

Fred, a driver from the embassy was waiting for me with a small sign with my name on and it wasn’t until he flipped a card with the Norwegian flag on I figured that he was my man. A pretty sizable guy, Fred had an impressive handshake and not surprisingly trew my suitcase into the back of his jeep as we headed for Taj Heights. Personally I was sorry for keeping Fred up until what the Kenyans would call “ very early”, but Fred was pleased to tell me that “ with no traffic my apartment was only less than 20 minutes away”. With traffic, and what is normally the case between 6pm and 9 pm, this same journey might last for 3 hours.

Fred was a very comfortable driver with opinions about most things, he was in much better shape than me to talk about Kenyan climate and politics but I did catch a few things on the ride. The city centre of Nairobi consists of paved three-lane roads and roundabout, through which Fred and I were flying...until we crossed onto Sports Road, where I happen to live now. Sports Road would not qualify as a road in Western terms, it is some sort of a pile of holes and stones and no wonder the Kenyans are good at driving rallies! Fred, he’s one of those. With a steady hand, we shook it up to the gate at the appartment complex where I live. We were met by two dudes in raincoats with a suspicious eye, but Fred assured me that he’d told them we were arriving very late and they exchanged a few words in Swahili.

The apartment is located on 2nd floor in a relative new building and it is huge! Fred insisted on carrying my suitcase into the flat so that he would see that I was sound and safe.

My room is quite small with a bed that’s quite short but nice. I am surprised though, despite the fact that there is a maid included in the rent the level of cleanliness didn’t impress me but the sheets were clean and I could head straight to bed, ready for my first night in Africa. ( The maid didn't know I was coming and has since cleaned...)

The night passed quickly but a dog that barks a lot waked me up! I got up trying to sort out my mobile phone that only wants to work occasionally, plugged in my chargers and tried to turn on the light in bathroom and the toilet before I met Christa in the hallway saying “ In guess you haven’t noticed, there is a blackout”. And effectively, I didn’ t figure that was the issue! So it is true, my first morning in Nairobi and no electricity!

Sigurd, my welcome committee had prepared a little note for me that Fred handed to me last night saying that they’d come to pick me up at 2pm at my place. I was ready at 2, but the Norwegians had got lost on their way and was somewhat delayed.

Sigurd, his partner Elise and Harald, the man that I will work primarily with the next 6 months picked me up in a jeep, the car of choice in Nairobi even though it is a city and we headed for the city centre. Sigurd proved to be an excellent guide and showed us the Central Park where Nairobians go for a Sunday stroll, or potentially horse ride, pedal boat trip and the occasional camel ride ( I resisted today).

Uhuru park was next and we passed the place where the election campaign was bombed earlier this spring, an impressing earthen amphitheatre on our way to the Kenyatta Conference Centre, Nairobi second tallest building. An impressive 29 story building (the lift only brought us to the 27th floor, yet it was designed by a Norwegian architect ), with a stunning view of Nairobi and the sourroundings from the top, that actually is a landing spot for helicopters. I forgot to take any pictures but I am sure we’ll get the chance to get there again, maybe even on an even brighter day!

Next Sigurd brougt us to Westgate, a huge Israeli owned shopping centre where we had dinner at Artscaffe, the local hotspot for Mzungus and guided us through Nakumatt, a huge department store that reminded a lot about Carrefour. The shop didn’t left much to be desired, it had almost everything and I must admit that the price level was quite European. At least, I have some food for the coming few days to get me through in the beginning!


So my first 24 hours in Africa have been pretty eventful. The weather was nice and warm for the most part but it gets chilly after dark. What struck me the most is the sweet smell of Africa, I am looking forward to explore more of that!